In the subway, you'd get squished the sh*t out.
It's so stuffed/crowded in the subway, you get compressed by the flesh of other people.
I had an aunt with asthma once, that is, until she went in the subway.
In China, we say don't let your daughters in the subway, 'cus it's so tight in there she'd get pregnent.
Never tasted a meat patty? Go have a ride on our subway.
The subway is like satin can.
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