求一个英文小笑话!越短越好!最好只有4.5句!冷的也行!快呀!

　　Nest and Hair
　　My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
　　"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
　　"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
　　"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
　　"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

　　.鸟窝与头发
　　我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
　　“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。
　　“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
　　“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。
　　“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”
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　　I've Just Bitten My Tongue
　　"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
　　"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
　　"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

　　我刚咬破自己的舌头
　　“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
　　“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”
　　“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
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　　Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

　　A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

　　因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？
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　　A Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
　　"She is the one who sells the candy."
　　好孩子

　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
　　“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
　　“她是个卖糖果的。”

　　望采纳，谢谢

一只公鸡和一只母鸡（猜三个字）谜底;两只鸡
一只公鸡和一只母鸡（猜五个字）谜底：还是两只鸡
一只公鸡和一只母鸡（猜七个字）谜底：笨蛋，还是两只鸡
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A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

My wife-to-be and I were at the county clerk's office for our marriage license. After recording the vital information -- names, dates of birth, etc. -- the clerk handed me our license and deadpanned, "No refunds, no exchanges, no warranties."

我和未婚妻在县办公室领结婚证。 在记录完重要信息----名字，出生日期，等后 ---办事员递给我结婚证，脸无表情地说，“不退钱，不包换，不保修。”