急要英语小故事，小笑话，小谜语，字数100到80个左右，要有翻译，并且要有谜底，字词简单易懂

1．what man cannot live in a house?

什么人不能住在房子里?

Key： snowman（雪人）

2．What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?

什么东西永远不问问题但是却能得到很多答案?

Key： dictionary （字典）

3．What question can you never answer "Yes" to?

什么问题你永远也不能回答"是"

Key： Are you dead?（你死了吗?）

4、You have it．You read it．There're some pictures in it?

你拥有它，你可以阅读它，它有些图片在里面，它是什么?

Key： book（书）

5、A mouse has a large pocket． What is it?

一种鼠有一个大袋子，它是什么?

Key： a kangaroo（袋鼠）

6、It has a head ，but no neck．It has a body，but no warmth．NO feet，but can travel?

它有头，但没有脖子，有身体，但不温暖，没有脚，却能旅行。

Key： a car（汽车）

英语故事： A milkmaid was going to the market.She carried her milk in a pail on her head.
As she went along she began calculating what she would buy after she had sold the milk.
"I'll buy a new dress, and when i go to the ball,all the young men will dance with me!"
As she spoke she tossed her head back.the pail immediately fell off her head,and all the milk was spolt.
The girl went back without anything.she felt very sad."ah,my child,"said her mother.
"do not count your chickens before they are batched

送牛奶的女孩和她的桶
一个送牛乃的女孩去市场。她手里拎着一桶奶。
在她进去时候，她考虑到：卖了奶，她该买什么呢？
“我要买条新裙子，然后去参加误会，年轻的先生们将全和我跳舞。”
说着说着，她摇了摇头。提桶从手中打翻，牛奶全洒了。
女孩什么都没买就回去了。她觉得很沮丧。“啊，我的孩子，”她的妈妈说，“不要过于乐观。”

Answer;Oh,I know. It's a cat. 中文：它喜欢鱼．它能在夜晚捉住老鼠．它会爬树．它有两只黄色或蓝色的眼睛．这个用英语怎么说？回答：噢，我知道．

有时落在山腰，有时挂在树梢，有时像面圆镜，有时像把镰刀。 (猜自然物)
谜底：月亮

悬赏分为5，只能给回这么多了～