求一份5分钟左右的2人短剧剧本

BOSSY:Whiskey!Givemewhiskey!

DAISY:Nomorewhiskey.You’vedrunktoomuch.Nowgotobedtohavearest.

BOSSY:Justwineisenough…OK!Ifyoudon’ttakeit,I’llgetitmyself!



DAISY:Noway!Youmustn’tdothat.



BOSSY:Youoldwitch!



DAISY(cry):Help!



NOISY:Shallwegotothepark?

LAZY:Goodidea!

CRAZY:Thatsoundsreallygood.Butyousee,wearenotsureifyourfatherwillletusgoout,soyou’dbetteraskhimfirst.

LAZY:Yes,you’reright.Let’sgotoaskhim.



LAZY:Daddy?

BOSSY:………

LAZY:Youlooksohandsometoday…



LAZY:…andverykind.AndIthinkifyouletusgotothepark.You’llbethebestfatherintheworld.

BOSSY:Really?OK.Goahead.



DAISY:Stop!…Bothofyoucango,noproblem,butNoisymuststayhere.

NOISY:Well.Ijustwanttogowiththemandthendomyhousework.

DAISY:Yes,youmustn’tgoanywhereuntilalltheworkisfinishes.

LAZY:ButIwanthertogowithme!Yousee,ifIgotherewithouther,thenIwon’tenjoymyself!

CRAZY:Why?Thatsoundsreallystrange!Yousaidyoucannotleaveher,whyisthat?Sheisonlyamaid!

LAZY:Shutup!Youdon’tunderstandatall.Sheis,sheismyGF!

CRAZY:What!I…

BOSSY:Youareonlyten!HowcanyouhavetwoGF?Yes,whenyoudeclaredthatCrazyisyours,Ihavenoattitude——Thatisbecauseherfamilyisarichone——

DAISY:Thenwesawyoubuychocolateforher,takehertothecinema.

BOSSY:AndI’vealreadyfedup.Youhadbeenfired.Thisisthewagefortoday,nowgototakeyourpackageandgoaway.

NOISY:……Peacockfliestosoutheast.Andthereisawanderoncefivemiles.

LAZY:YoucannotdothatDad!Youcannot…

CRAZY:Shutup!



BOSSY:Go,can’tyouhear?Gotothedevil!

LAZY:OK,Dad,ifyoudeterminedtodriveNoisyaway,I’llgowithher.Don’tbeafraid.Let’sgotogether.



DAISY:Ohdear,whatshallwedothen?

BOSSY:Whiskey!Givemewhiskey!