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Sunday最近很倒霉，她总是哭着说她要去章华寺出家。
Sunday was the latest bad luck, she always said she cried to go to Chapter Temple monks.
有一天下午，Sunday走在一条小路上，见周围没有车，又开始自恋，故意大摇大摆地走在路中央，突然，Sunday觉得好像有一团稀稀的东西掉在她手上
One day in the afternoon, Sunday in a small way to go, do not see around the car, narcissistic started deliberately and blatantly go in the way the central authorities, all of a sudden, Sunday felt like a college Xixi things out in her hands,
她突然有一种不祥的预感，低头一看，原来是一团白色的鸟屎！
she suddenly there is a Sense of foreboding, Ditouyikan, it was a mass of white bird feces!
她很郁闷并且很是愤怒，全然不顾淑女形象，朝着天空大吼：“太没有公德心了！讲点道德吧！！居然随地大小便！”
She is very depressed and angry, despite the image of the lady, roared toward the sky: "It was not a civic-minded! Talk about moral point of it!! Even toilet anywhere!"

Sunday was the latest bad luck, she always said she cried to go to Chapter Temple monks.

One day in the afternoon, Sunday in a small way to go, do not see around the car, narcissistic started deliberately and blatantly go in the way the central authorities, all of a sudden, Sunday felt like a college Xixi things out in her hands, she suddenly there is a Sense of foreboding, Ditouyikan, it was a mass of white bird feces! She is very depressed and angry, despite the image of the lady, roared toward the sky: "It was not a civic-minded! Talk about moral point of it!! Actually Toilet anywhere! "

Sunday has bad luck these days. One afternoon, Sunday was walking on a road, saw there was no car around, she became to narcissism, swagger to the center of the road , suddenly, Sunday feel something wet fell in her hand, she suddenly had an unlucky feeling, she looked down, and found it was a bird excrement! She was gloomy and very angry, completely forgot her gentlewoman's image, yell to the sky:"No social morality! You can't efecate indiscriminately!"
翻完了，不过说老实话，不知道从哪里看出这是个笑话？

Sunday was the latest bad luck, she always said she cried to go to Chapter Temple monks. 我
One day in the afternoon, Sunday in a small way to go, do not see around the car, narcissistic started deliberately and blatantly go in the way the central authorities, all of a sudden, Sunday felt like a college Xixi things out in her hands, she suddenly there is a Sense of foreboding, Ditouyikan, it was a mass of white bird feces! She is very depressed and angry, despite the image of the lady, roared toward the sky: "It was not a civic-minded! Talk about moral point of it!! Even toilet anywhere!"